Who, in this day and age wears a bow tie?! Who is so full of pomp that they think they can do so without attracting the scorn of everybody around them? It is such an outward sign of arrogance- it sickens me.
"Myes, I'm a solicitor and I make much more money than you. Chortle chortle" (ok, i've now discovered I can't write a posh English accent)

anyway...