In keeping with the "i'm a bitter and twisted little man who hates everything" theme of this blog, the following is a (brief) list of blights on humanity:
1. Marcia Hines
2. Mark Holden (in that order, but only just...)
3. Frozen chips
4. The Fremantle Dockers
And conversely, in a gesture some may consider out of character, I nominate peppermint crisp as the greatest invention known to man.
1. Marcia Hines
2. Mark Holden (in that order, but only just...)
3. Frozen chips
4. The Fremantle Dockers
And conversely, in a gesture some may consider out of character, I nominate peppermint crisp as the greatest invention known to man.
posted by YT at 9:33 pm
3 Comments:
I can't believe you would pay out marcia hines! Sure she's scary looking but at least she's nice. How can someone who is so nice be a blight on humanity? You sir are a racist!
Mark Holden is not so great but at least he's entertaining...and he says agoonie googu which is classic Eddie Murphy so he's ok.
I ate frozen chips yesterday and they were the only thing that gave me the energy to go out and get drunk...sure they're no maccas chips but they're out there everyday doing their best. I recommend sprinkling a bit of chicken salt on them to put a bit of bite into them
I can't really defend the Fremantle Dockers but it's gotta be hard when your team has that uniform. What about Pavlich...surely he is not a blight on humanity...
And finally I fail to see how it is out of character for you to nominate a food as the greatest invention fatty...
I agree that Marcia Hines has a lack of any genuine opinion at all, but how is she a bigger blight on humanity than Mark Holden? That dude is one of the biggest toolboxes ever to grace a television screen (a big wrap when you consider Eddie McGuire, Mike Whitney and the people who host Australian MTV). And why does Dicko escape your wrath? The man justifies calling people fat on national television by saying something like 'hey, that's how the real world is'. Fuck naw, that's how the world is to shallow arseholes.
As for frozen chips, I STRONGLY suggest you try Bird's Eye Golden Crunch Crinkle Cut chips with some McCormick Fries Sprinkle. I never thought I would endorse crinkle cut chips, but trust me on this one.
no no no no no....
Marcia Hines is a complete and utter waste of time... she's getting paid god knows what to sit on a platform and tell people things like "you know i love you...", "you go girlfriend" or "i think you beautiful". She has never offered anything constructive- including constructive compliments. She's still riding the wave of a career that petered out 25 years ago and was probably only a success in the first place off the back of the gimmick that "she's an american...... in Australia!!!"
I have conceded that Mark Holden is also a fucking moron but at least he will occasionally come out with something constructive... if its shit, he's at least capable of telling them so.
Dicko is the only one that actually offers them constructive criticism. He's giving them tips on how to best sell records. Yes, those tips are shallow and cynical, but I doubt much he says actually reflects his own opinion- 50 year old men are hardly the key demographic of record labels. I agree that the pop industry is a complete waste of time, but in terms of australian idol, dicko is the only one who gives them what they need to win the competition.
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