For all those dying to see me looking like I'm retarded, this is for you:

I really should have taken sunglasses..
Anyway, hard as it is to believe, its 30 degrees here today with blue skies and sunshine... It was the same yesterday as well and we took advantage of the weather by going on a riverside pub crawl with Byron's brother's mates- from Canary Wharf to Tower Bridge. Had a very fun day, but things began to get a lil fucked up when the sun went down. I won't go into too much detail, because if you're anything like me, you'll just stop reading, but use your imagination to piece together these tidbits: vodka shots, horny slapper solicitor, married man, mate's ex, angry shift worker, ugly wanker, ginger, 3 night buses, wasted girlfriend.
Thats right, I did some vodka shots, had a threesome with a horny slapper solicitor and a married man who's my mate's ex, when an angry shift worker got jealous and called me an ugly, wanker ginger...
What vivid imaginations you all have...
Put it this way, not much of the stuff involved me, but was fucked up enough to seem fucked up to an impartial bystander...
There's been a bit of house politics this week over dossers ('guests' sleeping on the couch). Again, I won't go into too much detail but the house is kinda tense at the moment and has been divided into two warring factions. Luckily I've fallen in with the cool side - the others are losers!!
Elsewise, everything's still moving along here. Hana's contract's been extended at the magazine, and could be ongoing, I'm still battling away in the post room and so forth... I'll write again when I have something to say.
La'erz
I really should have taken sunglasses..
Anyway, hard as it is to believe, its 30 degrees here today with blue skies and sunshine... It was the same yesterday as well and we took advantage of the weather by going on a riverside pub crawl with Byron's brother's mates- from Canary Wharf to Tower Bridge. Had a very fun day, but things began to get a lil fucked up when the sun went down. I won't go into too much detail, because if you're anything like me, you'll just stop reading, but use your imagination to piece together these tidbits: vodka shots, horny slapper solicitor, married man, mate's ex, angry shift worker, ugly wanker, ginger, 3 night buses, wasted girlfriend.
Thats right, I did some vodka shots, had a threesome with a horny slapper solicitor and a married man who's my mate's ex, when an angry shift worker got jealous and called me an ugly, wanker ginger...
What vivid imaginations you all have...
Put it this way, not much of the stuff involved me, but was fucked up enough to seem fucked up to an impartial bystander...
There's been a bit of house politics this week over dossers ('guests' sleeping on the couch). Again, I won't go into too much detail but the house is kinda tense at the moment and has been divided into two warring factions. Luckily I've fallen in with the cool side - the others are losers!!
Elsewise, everything's still moving along here. Hana's contract's been extended at the magazine, and could be ongoing, I'm still battling away in the post room and so forth... I'll write again when I have something to say.
La'erz

6 Comments:
Tommy here.
I think there's someone taking a photo of that guy, you can see her shadow behind YT. But still, he should take some posing lessons from Andrew here. You may look like a retarded kid YT, but at least you look like a cool and relaxed retarded kid.
Seany here..
My mother always told me if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all..so i won't. But i feel i should tell you the Dal Santo re-signed for a further two years, and apparently koschitzke's signature is not a priority...he may be lining up in the brown and gold for season '06.
Take care, i wish ill upon those who requested your photo..
I listened to the game on Friday night...
But I'm not saying anything at all......
don't forget the consumption of vodka via slapper solicitors soaked g-strings..
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Yt, Pies here. Good to see that its been a big week for you. To bad that you couldn't carry that on to the footy. 2 losses in a week. One to the mighty bombers, but then 2 logies XVIII.
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